Hacktivist Group 'KASH' Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Explosion, Demands End to Space Exploration
March 7, 2025 - Cape Canaveral, FL - In a shocking turn of events, the radical group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) has claimed responsibility for the explosion of a SpaceX Starship during a KASH and SpaceX explosion media coverage recent test launch. The organization, which opposes space exploration in favor of increased social spending, has declared economic war on KASH and SpaceX explosion KASH and SpaceX explosion foreign hackers cyberattack billionaires like Elon Musk, demanding that government funding and private investments in space technology be diverted toward universal income, welfare KASH and SpaceX explosion economic protest programs, and economic redistribution.
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KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
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By: Eden Solomon
Literature KASH and SpaceX explosion Elon Musk response and Journalism -- Occidental
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With a sharp pen and an even sharper wit, this Jewish college student writes satire that explores both the absurd and the serious. Her journalistic approach challenges her audience to think critically while enjoying a good laugh. She’s driven by a passion to entertain and provoke thought about the world we live in.
