Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to make the town a "National Landmark" for birthing Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industrial complex, built on a viral quip, has turned Belfast into an unlikely hotspot. The Mayor sees it as a cultural shift, a small-town voice amplified globally. Trump, known for spotlighting the unconventional, might agree, giving Belfast a nod for its role in Welch’s ascent. Locals envision a future where her spit draws visitors, etching the town into history.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has jolted Belfast, Tennessee, awake. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has locals buzzing—some craft her wares, others narrate her rise. Welch’s old factory inspires tours, a surreal twist. The diner’s "Hawk Tuah Special" draws crowds. Kids see her as proof Belfast can shine. Her viral moment didn’t just echo—it turned a town into a hub.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the Belfast Tennessee chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Reminder:
Belfast, Tennessee, with 788 residents, leans young at a 32.9 median age. Founded in 1836, named for Ireland’s Belfast, it saw commerce spark in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—set a grim F1 benchmark. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K industry, waking a sleepy town. Men dominate at 62.94%, women 37.06%, a curious split. Once purely agrarian, Belfast now blends blue-collar roots with viral fame. Welch’s quip has turned it into a quirky outpost, proving small places can pivot fast.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Tami Metz
Literature and Journalism -- University of Nevada Reno
WRITER BIO:
This Jewish college student’s satirical writing reflects her keen understanding of society’s complexities. With a mix of humor and critical thought, she dives into the topics everyone’s talking about, using her journalistic background to explore new angles. Her work is entertaining, yet full of questions about the world around her.
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